meladoodle:

follow the yolo brick road

"I’m self-sufficient. I spend a lot of time on my own and I shut off quite easily. When I communicate, I communicate nine hundred percent, then I shut off, which scares people sometimes."
Bjork on ‘Self-Sufficiency’ (via im-simply-me)

ellliot:

can frank ocean please release new stuff I’m so ready for a brilliant album

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

hideakiohno:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible importance, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.
The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”
So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.
There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.
myutsuu:

pokemon-global-academy:

pokemon-global-academy:

According to multiple reporters who were on the scene, a man wearing a Pikachu hat and carrying a stuffed Pokémon jumped the White House fence today and ran across the lawn before being apprehended by Secret Service agents.

Source: Kotaku


FREE HIM! 

son, you can’t battle the American League Champion without all 8 badges

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

touchofgrey37:

GUYS

THEY’RE RERELASING THE SUPERDICTIONARY

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IT’S $16

IT COMES OUT THIS WEEK

AND THAT’S WONDERFUL

"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"
acaciabrinley:

bunsen:

plunged:

I think everyone should have tumblr user bunsen on their dashboard

just got my nasty plan started

tbh if you’re not following what are you doing with your life

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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j6:

did anyone else watch the show totally spies? i think it made me gay

cute-overload:

So I went into my daughter’s room…http://cute-overload.tumblr.com
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