captainfluffatun:

plasticbagvevo:

backtoabettertime:

can someone make a picture that says selena slowmez with her face on a yellow light



I am pretty high right now and that is the moat hilarious thing I have hearf
sugar-soul:


I want to believe it’s all the same guy

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

phantomofthebookstore:

weasleyandpotter:

deartheworld:

loserslikemedefygravity:


‘Mummy, have you seen my jumper?’
‘Yes, dear, it’s on the cat.’

MY LIFE MAKES SENSE NOW

BECAUSE IT’S A HOOK! OH MY GOD!!!

NOW I SEEEEEEEEEEE

AND AT LAST I SEEEE THE LIIIIIIIIIGHT

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

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I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

awwww-cute:

BFF

Gamergate

  • Innocent gamer boy man: Wow I can't wait for another day of shoving NES cartridges up my asshole
  • Mean angry sjw feminazi: I  am  femmebot6000. 
  • My  pronouns  are  straw/strawman/
  • strawself.
  • Gaemer guy: Holy fuck
  • SJW: I  am  here  to  delete  all  your 
  • video  games  forever...  Unless 
  • they're  Gone  Home! 
  • Prepare  to  have  fun  eradicated!
  • Gamer: Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
  • *Sjw sends a virus to poor gamer's computer called ANITA_SARSLEEZYAN.exe
  • Gamer tries to open up steam.... but instead there's a popup that says "steam, more like steaming pile of shit!!!!!!"
  • Gamer [crying]: why would youo do this mean thing?
  • SJW [with an illuminati pyramid for a face]: Because  I  am  a 
  • gender  witch  and  I  hate  fun!
  • Mario [turning towards the camera and lowering his hat while a tear rolls down his face]: It's-a game over.
  • the-stoner-sage:

Perf coral <3
    guitarsandcontrabandx:

thatdudeemu:

Look at God

Goals
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