meladoodle:

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

(via florawrsaurus)

chlotana:

baby-youremyliquor:

chlotana:

why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper

I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?

literally what the fuck

(via tragicallybootylicious)