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breathingnarry:

OK SO I HAVE THOSE STUPID ONE DIRECTION CUPS MY DAD ALWAYS USES THE ZAYN CUP TO POUR WATER IN THE IRON AND ONE DAY I ASKED HIM WHY AND HE SAID ITS EASIER IF THE WATER IS HOT AND I SAID WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE ZAYN CUP AND HE LOOKED OFF INTO THE DISTANCE AND SAID ZAYNS HOTNESS HEATS THE WATER AND I HAVE NEVER RELATED WITH MY FATHER MORE THAN I DID THAT MOMENT

(via cheezy-explosion)

rhydonmyhardon:

some of you have been following me since ‘12 now we’re here in ‘14 thats some wilde ass shit to contemplate thanks friends 

(via hi)

castielsteenwolf:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

castielsteenwolf:

what the fuck does ‘nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone’ even mean 

it means shut the fuck up

i’m gunna nick nack patty wack you right in your fucking face

(via hazfuckedlou)

im-barack-obama:

and i approve this text post

(Source: sleep, via braydaaan)

greatwhiteprivilege:

threeeyedboy:

greatwhiteprivilege:

it ok

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

ur own lil cheerleader

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(via braydaaan)

a special message for a very special someone

19. March 2014

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

(Source: maximumbuttitude, via diaryofafallendreamer)